So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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