Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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