I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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