READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think my moral compass just broke
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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