Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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