But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Green mimosas i think yes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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