After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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