Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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