Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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