I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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