Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
