So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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