I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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