I never want to see another naked old woman again.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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