we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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