brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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