It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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