Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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