Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
