If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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