Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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