i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Why is there bacon in the couch?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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