Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Drunk is not a location!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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