i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
please come you make the beer taste better
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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