another moral hangover. fuck.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
i now understand why vodka
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
