i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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