So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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