i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You did what with his pubic hair?
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