i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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