no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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