dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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