so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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