I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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