I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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