I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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