it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
actually, I'm a sock model
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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