So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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