what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
