My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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