Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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