Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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