This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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