My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
