I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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