Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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