My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Drake has all the answers
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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