I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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