my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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