Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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