Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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