so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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