he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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