is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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